Blaseball For The Win

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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foone

ADHD in the era of the personal brand is wild.

You get into a thing and hyperfocus harder than anyone ever has hyperfocused. Dozens, hundreds of posts across multiple platforms. You discover things no one knows, you create many new things, you intangibly weave your very digital soul into the threads of this niche thing’s fabric. You are now known as “The Thing Guy” on several websites (despite not being a guy). People screenshot it and crosspost it to other websites, and the comments are like “OH IT’S THE THING GUY AGAIN!”

three weeks later, you drop it like a stone. You still want to do it, but you have no more motivation, and you can’t force yourself to touch it again. Your brain just goes “bored now” and moves on. 

Mere months later someone goes “hey, aren’t you The Thing Guy?”. You are suddenly smoking a cigarette. You take a deep drag. “Used to be, long ago… back in March”. They look at the calendar. It’s halfway through May. 

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dark-deathrage asked:

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

dark-deathrage answered:

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

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Originally posted by neonearthtone

theun--sj

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

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Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

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make up a blaseball player!

im like 90% sure this is a thing on twitter. but what matters is that it's a thing here.

this is inspired by make up a guy on twitter dot com! if you aren't familiar with them, here's some examples.

making a blaseball player is simple! submit posts such as:

  • "a blaseball player who does this weird thing"
  • "a blaseball player that likes a funny thing"
  • "a blaseball player with strange trait"
  • "blaseball player on [insert team] that does something related to that team"

and i will post them!

keep reading for qna and other useful info ↓

Keep reading

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haunthouse

overheard some teens today talking about a girl they know who’s a “canned fish influencer” and makes and sells her own canned fish and how everyone they know is big into canned fish now and throwing fish canning parties every weekend? i can’t tell if i’m way more out of touch with The Youths than i thought, or if they were doing a bit, or if seattle youths are just extra incomprehensible. maybe all three

Seattle youths most likely
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systlin

But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it. 

But then I got my grubby little paws on it, and I immediately stopped fertilizing, spraying, and bagging up grass clippings and leaves. I ripped up sod and put in flowers and vegetables. I put down nice thick blankets of mulch around the flowers and vegetables. 

When I first was sweating my way through stripping sod, I saw a grand total of 1 worm and 0 ladybugs. The ground was compacted into something that would bend shovel blades. 

Now, six years later, I can’t dig a planting hole without turning up fourteen earthworms, and there are so many ladybugs here. Not the invasive asian lady beetles; native ladybugs. They winter over in the mulch and in the brush pile. I see thousands of them. 

The soil is soft and rich. There are birds that come to eat, and bees of many sorts.

Like this is something that you, yourself, can absolutely change. This is something that you, personally, can make a difference in.

systlin

Like, last year I watched no fewer than twenty-nine monarch caterpillars grow up on my milkweed and fly away as butterflies. I watched swallowtails and moths grow. There are hummingbirds fighting over flowers now.

I did that. Me. You can do the same.

flamingbluepanda

Is this post about making a garden or beating depression

systlin

As someone with clinically diagnosed anxiety and depression;

Yes.